ugh

My landlady gave me a key to the downstairs door a couple days ago, and I lost it in a quick minute somewhere in my room. I have this memory of having found it last night and put it in my jeans, but it's not there. I think I dreamed it, but what a fucking dumb dream! Is that the best that I can come up with?? When my best friend Tina has a dream that she is conducting an important business meeting in a Rorschach mask and my response is "I had a dream that I found a key, but I didn't" that's fucking sad. And I apologize for the swearing but recent life stressers have made me a cranky little bitch. When you are annoyed enough to, without provocation, use "two shakes of a limp dick" as a measure of time, you need to unpack that yoga mat and get a fucking grip!