I had a dream last night that I met Barack Obama at some function. I was trying to play it cool like I knew who he was but wasn't so thrilled that he was talking to me that I wanted to pee my pants like an excited puppy (a puppy in pants!) We got along really well and somewhere in the course of the evening we held hands. He had a firm grip and cocoa buddah skinnn but I was seriously worried that someone would think he was cheating on Michelle.
What does this mean? A quick and potentially embarrassing google search revealed THIS:
Obama Supporters Dream of Romance With Their Candidate While McCain Supporters Dream of Marriage
Brand new research conducted by Dream Expert and Author Lauri Quinn Loewenberg reveals that Obama supporters’ dreams include spicy romps in the hay with the candidate while McCain supporters’ dreams involve a walk down the aisle with their candidate of choice.
THE MOST COMMON THEME RUNNING THROUGH OBAMA’S SUPPORTERS’ DREAMS:
#1 - Having a romantic affair with Obama
According to Loewenberg, this is because Obama has swooped in out of nowhere and has created
a passion within his supporters. They have a romantic fantasy about an Obama presidency that is as alluring to them as what you find in the pages of a romance novel.
#2 - Protecting Obama from assasins
Loewenberg claims this was such a common theme because it is one of those things people don't want to talk about. It's like the elephant in the room. There is an underlying fear that Obama would be more of a target for assassins than other presidents because he is interracial.
#3 - Obama takes over the world and Armageddon ensues
Loewenberg found this interesting coming from Obama supporters, but claims if you apply Dream Psychology to this theme, it would reflect their hope that his presidency would put an end to the world as they now know it so that a new one can emerge. But she also believes this common theme reflects another underlying fear that Biden brought up... that an Obama presidency would be tested by our enemies.
