Today a millionaire told me she liked my shoes, which I bought at Wal-Mart (don't judge me) for $5. I guess there's just no accounting for taste.

Things you should look into:

- Hamlet: the Text Adventure
- watching Burn After Reading which I thought was fab-o.
-- getting that mole removed...

Outside of Burn After Reading I saw David Moscow, who played David in Newsies. It's probably the first time in the last decade that he's been recognized in public, but he was on the phone so I thought it would be rude to go up to him and say "PULITZER AND HEARST THEY THINK THEY GOT US, DO THEY GOT US?"

It's an important part of understanding the kind of person I am to know that I was deeply in love with that movie growing up, to the point of being involved in an amateur production of it in 2nd grade in my friend's backyard. Thank god digital technology didn't exist back then. For peace of mind I am assuming those VHS tapes have been destroyed.


Here is an illustrative clip. What does "soak 'em!" even mean in this context? I don't think getting wet would prevent anyone from selling newspapers, otherwise the citizens of Seattle would never read the Times. If you are over 21 you should feel guilty for thinking what you're thinking about Christian Bale right now.

PUP LUV

In the interest of community organizing (HAHAHA political puns - timely!)


Please take two seconds out of your busy hard-working American lives to vote for my mom's puppy Scout in a puppy beauty contest. If you do: she will get discounted behavior lessons, which makes the whole world a better place. The picture on the competition website isn't FULLY indicative of how cute she is, so here are some more pictures:

I mean COME ON. If you have a soul, you will vote. And if you find another puppy on the website cuter? You're wrong. And we're not friends anymore.

**Pics contributed by THIS GAL who I've heard is a close personal friend of R.Kelly**

2008

Political Matt Damon is so fucking hot.




I'm going to be honest right now.... if they made a Disney movie called "President Mommy" or "White House Mommy" or even "Mommy v. Putin" (doesn't Matt Damon remember that Putin is technically - emphasis on technically -not the leader of Russia anymore?) I would probably watch it. At least as a rerun or a Disney Channel Original Movie. Especially if Amanda Bynes was in it (as the frisky teenage pregnant first daughter) because I love her. Seriously She's the Man is one of my favorite movies. I can quote probably 80-90% of it.

Skip to 1:40 to see Channing Tatum's beautiful face at it's most expressive:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=84SDR0K9RWg&feature=related

Does anyone know Amanda Bynes' political views? There's nothing I want more than to know how the people I look to for entertainment are going to be voting this November!!! How will I know whether or not to watch their movies if I don't know their opinions on abortion?!?!?!

Before you decide who to vote for this November think VERY CAREFULLY: can your president do THIS???