Wednesday, December 10, 2008

SNOREZOPOLIS

I posted a bunch of pictures on my flickr account of that semester I spent eating and feeling sorry for myself in Vladimir. You can look at them HERE. There are a lot of sad Russian winter pictures: sunless days, grey nights, dirty snow and homeless dogs. But there are also a lot of Russian fall pictures of miraculously blue days and beautiful churches and crap. What a weirdo country.



I took woodcarving lessons from an old dude who lived in the outer regions featured in the above photo. His house was even more intense. Every inch of it was carved. He had two grandchildren who lived with adopted parents in Indiana and had American names like Nick and Steve or something. The parents sent him long emails, which someone would translate into Russian for him. I told him if I was ever in Indiana I would look them up, but I haven't even written him a letter. I am a shitty ex-student.



I've been reading Craig Thompson's Carnet de Voyage lately. It's different than his other, more thought-out works, but also the same. Same borderline neurotic, self-effacing romantic sensibilities. It makes me want to return to my old Russian journals and drawings and compile them into a body of work that I wouldn't be ashamed to show people. I'm afraid I'll look back and find nothing but whining.

Boy has this blog been unhumorous recently. Here's an offensive joke:

What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

Look to the comments section for the horrendous answer!

Sometimes I think about getting rid of comments, to delude myself that I have a myriad of avid readers and just don't have to time to respond to them. But I'm too desperate for human interaction. HAHAHA no, really.

4 comments:

Aubrey said...

If you slap a mosquito it'll stop sucking!

OUCH.

Mary Elizabeth Grace Critchlow said...

Hahahaha! Love it. Love you. I read this! I am your number 1 fan.

Jewish Rosaries Blog said...

i am afraid to have comments on my blog bc i dont think anyone will write anything - or someone will write something mean!

but know that i love you and even if i dont write comments all the time, it doesnt mean that i am not reading your wonderblog!

i wish u lived in brighton beach!

Jewish Rosaries Blog said...

oh oops i meant to be signed in from my real blog, carlen

oh well sowwy