Today a millionaire told me she liked my shoes, which I bought at Wal-Mart (don't judge me) for $5. I guess there's just no accounting for taste.

Things you should look into:

- Hamlet: the Text Adventure
- watching Burn After Reading which I thought was fab-o.
-- getting that mole removed...

Outside of Burn After Reading I saw David Moscow, who played David in Newsies. It's probably the first time in the last decade that he's been recognized in public, but he was on the phone so I thought it would be rude to go up to him and say "PULITZER AND HEARST THEY THINK THEY GOT US, DO THEY GOT US?"

It's an important part of understanding the kind of person I am to know that I was deeply in love with that movie growing up, to the point of being involved in an amateur production of it in 2nd grade in my friend's backyard. Thank god digital technology didn't exist back then. For peace of mind I am assuming those VHS tapes have been destroyed.


Here is an illustrative clip. What does "soak 'em!" even mean in this context? I don't think getting wet would prevent anyone from selling newspapers, otherwise the citizens of Seattle would never read the Times. If you are over 21 you should feel guilty for thinking what you're thinking about Christian Bale right now.